Create a new reality

nevver:

  • 1. Caveat Emptor
    (KAV-ee-OT emp-TOR): “Let the buyer beware”
  • 2. Persona Non Grata
    (puhr-SOH-nah non GRAH-tah): “An unacceptable person”
  • 3. Habeas Corpus
    (HAY-bee-as KOR-pus): “You have the body”
  • 4. Cogito Ergo Sum
    (CO-gee-toe ER-go SOME): “I think, therefore I am”
  • 5. E Pluribus Unum
    (EE PLUR-uh-buhs OOH-nuhm): “Out of many, one”
  • 6. Quid Pro Quo
    (kwid proh KWOH): “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours”
  • 7. Ad Hominem
    (ad HAH-mi-nem): “To attack the man”
  • 8. Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam
    (ad-MA-yor-em DAY-ee GLOR-ee-um): “All for the Greater Glory of God”
  • 9. Memento Mori
    (meh-MEN-toh MOR-ee): “Remember, you must die”
  • 10. Sui Generis
    (SOO-ee JEN-er-is): “Of its own genus,” or “Unique and unable to classify”

Definitions

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

nayrael:

epic-humor:

http://epic-humor.tumblr.com
laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

ajockeynamedpod:

duckytier:

psychomaniacc:

jackassnicholson:

s-p-e-c-k:

>go on old Tumblr

>find this

>over 5000 notes

litterly litterly tears rolling down my face holy shit this is so funny omg i cant stop laughing

SHE LOOOKED GURR

AHAHZH2WHGFUVSBD CANT BREATHE IM PHYSICALLY CRYING

at one point it sounds like demons growling jesus save my soul omg

NEVER NOT REBLOG THE DEMON FISH

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

me trying to work the printers at school

dying xD

cranniesinmybrain:

Don’t judge me.   I think these are about cute.

Breaking News: White people are awkward

laughingstation:

but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone

just embrace the awkwardness

You will laugh out loud!